Some days the only reasonable response to the noise is… to opt out. The headlines, the gossip, the group chats dissecting the headlines and the gossip. Today feels like a very good day to simply mute it all. Instead, I’m mentally teleporting to ’ current situation: a very far-flung, very turquoise-watered holiday in the Maldives. The kind of place where the biggest decision of the day is reef swim or nap, and where “breaking news” means someone cracked open another coconut. Let’s all disappear happily for a while and contemplate: a (also in ) or an ? Yes and yes. Also: this one-shouldered dress, these (the , below), and the tank ($39!). Throw in Lucy’s beaded bag, flats, , and her for kicks! Call it escapism, call it self-preservation, call it Thursday!